“Hey 20-somethings, don’t think it won’t happen to you…” - @InstaChaaz
- NASA: Do you wanna see some pictures of Pluto?
- me: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPACE
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Dying.
Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
You know, Say Yes to the Dress may be one of my guiltiest guilty pleasures but I have literally never seen a more body-positive, sex-positive, race-positive, all-inclusive show in my fucking life.
also I love it when the consultants passively aggressively rip the family members a new one when they try to tell the bride what to wear
they’re so wonderfully indulgent, you wanna be an angel unicorn goth metal princess? we can do that! You like this style but it’s out of your price range? we got a similar one with fewer sequins that we can do you a deal on.
It’s just the best
zkou:
me: *has a galaxy set as my desktop background*
friend: whoa do u work for nasa
me: haha yea
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
isn’t it funny that some atl fans are being salty as fuck that 5sos won best tumblr fandom like what would Alex and Rian and Jack and Zack say if they saw you talking shit about their little brother band you know they support them hardcore and you’re being fucking rude just stop